oh I forgot one

So in my review class, we're talking about what different variations in pupil shape and size indicate, and she says, "And if they (meaning the patient's pupils) are in the shape of a heart, it means they are in love with you."
I don't know why, I thought that was so funny, like a cartoon. I guess I was desperate for some comic releif, being in class all day all week in the summer, post graduation:)