beautimous creatures

Lyds: "that's what Perry always does to me- he tries to pick my nose."

Perry:(in imitation of our dermatologist)
"Your whole world revolves around your skin- we've got to do something about it!!"

Mel: "It was like.. like... I dunno."
Perry: "Ooooohh!"
Mel: "Shut up."


Perry:"Let's talk about something more important. Like Lydia. Lydia, Lydia Lydia. Lydia Lydia Lydia. Lydia, Lydia, Lydia, Lydia......"


Mel:"I cant, I've got to have my fans.......I mean friends. I meant friends."


Me: "No, it's Mel who remembers funny things, not you."
Char: "It's Melissa who IS funny things."


Me:"Why are they so hard to read?"
Char:"Because they're actual pieces of literature, first of all..."

Char:"She has not even returned my call yet, Triflin' Heffa!"


Mom:"Perry, how nice, you came to be with us!"
Perry:"Actually, I was going to take a shower."


{over the phone}
Melis: "Lydia, are you eating Mac n cheese right now?
Lyds: "..No."
Mel: "Are you about to?"
Lyds: "...No."
Mel: "Are you going to later?"
Lyds: "..No."
Mel: "Oh, I, ah, just thought uh that you were."
Lyds: "Good one Mel!"


Me:"Yall are where the action is."
Mom:"You're the action people."
Perry:"Except for me, I'm not, I'm the rebel" {smirk}.


Lydia: "We were doing a puzzle, and I got mad, so I bit Gabby in the arm in 2nd grade. Whenever I was mad, i'd just bite people."


--Lydia's sleepwalking lap----- Circus of the Jesus Freaks-and How to get out of jury duty by sounding as such


Perry:(country accent to a tune in Team America)"What would yew dew, if your Daddy didn't brush your hair for three days."


Me:"Yeah, I have like 30 hours till I leave."
Perry:"Oh yeah! {pause, and then..}(to a beach boys tune) 'I wish they all could be California nurses'."