"not to be morbid or anything"

she said, "but if something were to happen to you.. you've already lived 9 lives." that no one could be sad. that i've already done more in my short life than most people accomplish in a lifetime. that i inspire people. that my whole life has been already a success if nothing else were to occur. that no one could feel sad or regretful for my life well lived. i told her "you are officially speaking at my funeral"