doesn't she always go with somebody named matt?

i do have THE coolest family in the entire world

and i mean cool in all (positive) senses of the word. combined cumulative coolness ultimate. cool by worldy standards, cool in terms of what's important, cool in terms of understanding and connection, cool in terms of sanity and freakish dysfunction... the list could continue for quite some time.

"there's no explaining the effect of boots on men" -mom

Mel: "i was in kroger and made eye contact with a guy and he crashed into a display and knocked it over and freaked out and ran away. then i looked up and another guy was staring at me. i just discovered the power of manipulation in maroon leather boots and being female."

when you're too nice, you get taken advantage of

oh well, that's life, that's just how it's always going to be. too bad, i don't have to let it change me, and i refuse to be jaded. i am such an idealist, and i think i am right. so i will continue to be this way and be stepped over at times, and i don't give a crap:)